benedicts-innumerable-chins: goldshirts-tightpants: you know that feeling when star trek yeah i know
dirtybongobeats: lowkeat: Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love. this is the realist shit I’ve ever read
shaggydoge: this is the best sentence to ever describe encountering benedict’s voice for the first time
One day I decided that I was beautiful, and so I carried out my life as if I was...– Gabourey Sidibe (via glittertomb)
My friend said that the Lord of the Rings is a...
Transgender Rights in the Era of Same-Sex... →
The United States moves inexorably toward granting equality to the L.G.B., but in the process, while still pronouncing that satisfying final consonant, we often, in practice, drop the T. No federal law offers protection to transgender people from discrimination in the workplace; the population sees double the usual rate of unemployment, and ninety per cent of transgender individuals report...
I haven’t done [a Doctor Who] episode set on Earth yet, and I haven’t created a...– Neil Gaiman on writing episodes of Doctor Who (via doctorwho)
Reblog if you utterly and without hesitation...
Reblog if Google should do a Doodle of Doctor...
fluffmugger: devinden: Spread ‘em around. (source)
A Study in Pink: a Humorous Summary
Viewers: fuck where did that come from -
John: nightmares oh god
John: I fucking hate my life.
Therapist: Have you been writing in your therupatic diary like I told you to?
John: MY EYES AREN'T GLISTENING WITH THE GHOST OF MY PAST
Mike: hey gurl hey
Mike: HEY GURL HEY
John: Ohhh hi didn't see you there -
Mike: LOL GURL SO HOW U BIN, HOW'S LIFE?
John: I'm thirty-five, single, unemployed, skint, and I've got anxiety problems of some description and a limp.
Mike: GURL THAT'S SO RAVEN
Mike: let me hook you up, man
Sherlock: I love the smell of dead bodies in the morning
Molly: I love your face
Sherlock: Yes, thank you, I would like you to serve me some coffee, how thoughtful
John: What are these new fang-dangly things they didn't have them in my day
Mike: that's a computer, John
Sherlock: Mike give me your phone
Mike: Do you know how at wildlife parks and stuff they don't let you feed the animals partly so that the animals don't get reliant on being fed by humans and then stop foraging for their own food?
John: use mine.
Mike: This is John Watson. havethesexwithhim.
John and Sherlock: what
Sherlock: -text it- Afghanistan or Iraq?
John: the fuck -
Sherlock: smoothly interrupting you to casually accept fangirl-made coffee
Sherlock: hey molly
Sherlock: thank you for offering to make me this delicious coffee
Sherlock: -sips- mnn, tangy
Sherlock: you look ugly without makeup
Sherlock: We should be flatmates
Sherlock: I'll meet you at the flat ok
Sherlock: Goodbye Mr Army Doctor from afghanistan
Sherlock: say hi to your alcoholic brother for me
Sherlock: nice psychosomatic limp you got there
Sherlock: Sherlock Holmes, 221b Baker St, exit stage left
Mike: ain't he so raven
Sherlock: Check out the flat ain't it pretty don't you like it John, you must like it, I can clean up, look I'm cleaning up say you'll live with me say it
Mrs Hudson: You guys are such a cute couple
John: what, no
Lestrade: There's been a murder
Sherlock: come and see dead bodies with me, John
John: I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING BUT I THINK I LIKE IT
Sherlock: lol you're blowing one of the forensic team
Anderson: fuk u shercock u dick
Sherlock: i know you are i said you are but what am i
Sherlock: John what's your professional doctor's opinion.
John: ... yup she's dead.
John: amazing brilliant fantastic
Sherlock: omg relyy
John: boy u mighty fine
Lestrade: I'm standing in the room still
Sherlock: lol you're all idiots I am the only one who sees the truth
Lestrade and John: what
security cameras: spinning
John: the fuck is this
Mycroft: hey gurl
John: the fuck are you
Mycroft: I am suggestively frightening and I'm sherlock's arch enemy, my name begins with M, can you guess who I am
Mycroft: gurl I like you
Sherlock: URGENT URGENT COME HOME AT ONCE THERE IS AN URGENCY
Sherlock: Pass me my phone.
John: you texted me to
Sherlock: and send a text please k thanks
John: Fuck you sideways, man
Sherlock: love you too
Sherlock: come to dinner?
Angelo: you're such a cute gay couple
John: what, no
Angelo: So very cute and gay
John: no, sherlock, say something, tell him we're not gay
Angelo: I'll get some candles to set the mood to SEXY TIMES
John: NO DON'T GET CANDLES
Angelo: YOU'RE GAY
John: Why do I have an ominous feeling that this is going to happen again? Like reverse deja vu?
Sherlock: Keep an eye out for murderers 'kay
John: So er ... got a girlfriend? Or a ... boyfriend?
Sherlock: uh ... John ... look, it's very flattering and all but I'm taken
John: no -
Sherlock: My work is a jealous lover
John: no - what? I don't even want to consider how a relationship with investigating dead bodies works - no, I wasn't - no - I'M NOT GAY!
Sherlock: okay then.
Sherlock: SUSPECT AT TWO O'CLOCK
~ROOFTOP CAR CHASE~
John: shit that was funny
Sherlock: I know right
Lestrade: DRUGS BUST PARTY AT 221B
Sherlock: THE FUCK IS GOING ON
John: wait drugs lol what
Lestrade: THERE ARE PEOPLE STANDING IN THIS ROOM
Mrs Hudson: TAXI
Sherlock: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DICKS
Cabbie: come away with me, in the night
Cabbie: CLEVER SHIT
Cabbie: pick a pill any pill
Sherlock: CLEVERER SHIT
Cabbie: pick a pill anyway
Sherlock: sounds like fun
Cabbie: SUCKER -
John: I SAVE YOU
Sherlock: that's so raven
Lestrade: tell me the things
Sherlock: look at my fucking ugly blanket
Lestrade: oh jesus
Sherlock: hai john
John: hai Sherlock
Sherlock: you saved me
John: for a minute there I thought my princess was in another castle
Mycroft: hey gurl
Sherlock: fuck off bro
John: why didn't you tell me he was your brother?
Sherlock: because he smells
Mycroft: you're so mean
Sherlock: lol John let's go get Chinese
~BITCHIN SLOW WALK~
Spock and Kirk's relationship in a nutshell
Spock: don't do the thing
Kirk: I'M GOING TO DO THE THING
Reblog if you remember VHS tapes.
jimmytheunicorn: shadowsbestforgotten: sunshine-raining: aqueousescapist: cloudydrake: tea-phantomhive: I can see it now. No NOTES! The median age of tumblr isn’t THAT low. I know some people on this site who used to use floppy discs for class. If you’re 14 or older you will most definitely remember VHS tapes. They weren’t THAT long ago. Still got mine, bitches Still have...
arthurdentistry: boredsociopath: Mycroft why would you release a psychopath after he scratched your brother’s name all over his prison cell walls Like Did you think it was a different Sherlock ‘Oh I thought he was obsessing over Sherlock Wederhousen. He’s rather popular with the ladies.’ Mycroft what even
After learning my flight was detained 4 hours, I heard the announcement: If...– Naomi Shihab Nye (b. 1952), “Wandering Around an Albuquerque Airport Terminal.” I think this poem may be making the rounds, this week, but that’s as it should be. (via awelltraveledwoman)
kauvera: supernatural-aka-tearsandgay: wiener-cest: demeaniac: STOP SCROLLING straighten your back, mate NOW GO ON woah thanks i really needed that today tumblr user demeaniac doing little favors for tumblr one post at a time FUCK THIS POST HAS SHOWED UP LIKE 10 TIMES TODAY AND I HAVE BEEN HUNCHED OVER EVERY FUCKING TIME PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING it is the best reminder for me ever...
astudyintimelords: shinysherlock: pickled-johnlock: what do you say when someone asks what you’re doing and you’re reading homosexual fanfiction based off of a book written 150 years ago Tell them you’re reading a transformative work based on late Victorian literature that questions traditional views of gender and sexuality.
clumsyoctopus: flower language has always been an intense source of disappointment for me like, they all mean really generic things like “love” or “forever” or “i’m sorry” i thought you could combine flowers like you could just send someone a bouquet and from the combination of hibiscus and posies and tulips they’d understand “the rebel leader is dead, rendezvous at the docks at 8, bring the...
1 month: Getting used to the layout, seeing how things work
2-3 months: Meet a few people, get into a fandom
4 months: Start looking into another fandom you keep seeing posts of on your Dash
6+ months: You're a multi-fandom mess
1+ years: Reblogging posts from shows you've *never* seen before just because of feels
All right. Which one of you beautiful Avengers...
have-you-seen-my-haggis: fillingnegativespace: therainartist: THIS MADE ME CRY WITH JOY This is perfection…
borgevino: borgevino: [screams into the void] YOU CAN LIKE A CHARACTER AS A CHARACTER WITHOUT LIKING THEM AS A PERSON [rides off into sunset on whale] [gently whispers into your ear] that still doesn’t mean you get to sweep any negative stereotypes that the creators are propagating with the character under the rug because characters can be problematic as characters as well as as people...
painterbaker: DO YOU EVER JUST REMEMBER HOW MUCH YOU LOVE HARRY POTTER LIKE OUT OF NOWHERE THESE FEELINGS SWOOP IN AND PUNCH YOU IN THE HEART
supermassiveasshole: i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns my grandma is 82
Public Service Announcement
taketwenty-one: -I am not entitled to sex. -You are not entitled to sex. -No one, in fact, is entitled to sex.
fourleafedcolfer: i would like to take a moment to thank nani pelekai for being one of the first disney women to ever look like an actual human being
i-am-superjohnlocked: justintheallan: soycrates: endreal: avatar-addiction: nicotineenema: Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in a happy, friendly tone. Shout...